Penis pump

Right I thought I would try a penis pump Iv always wondered what it would feel like.

So I went down town to my local sexy shop and picked this up

Well as you can see it didnt take me long to get it out of its packaging and give it a go, well the sensation of it sucking on my cock was incredible and felt very nice the vibration bit didnt really make any improvement in the sensation. so I left it on for 20 mins while watching some porn I had to keep my finger over the hole on the pump to keep the suction.

When I took it off and looked in a mirror it did look like it had made me longer and wider by a inch result but this only lasts for a short period of time.

It also increases the sensation after you have used it so using a fleshlight after was a unbelievable feeling of pleasure.

Bad boy Prostate Massager

Well when I took this thing out of the box ooh it looked huge I did have to use allot of lube but it was worth it defiantly was I cant believe I took the whole thing moment lol.

All I can say the sensations of using this and fleshlight at the same time is amazing as it massages your prostate giving me multiple orgasms its amazing.

What I do is put a towel under neath me as I rock back and forth on it, the feeling as it rubs on my p spot is so intense that I had pre cum coming out of my cock in a matter of minutes.

When I finally did explode i defiantly made a nice sticky mess.

Fleshlight Vibro Pic

The Vibro fleshlight

ok Iv not updated this blog for ages.

All I can say is that was waiting for something interesting to blog about so here goes.

Update on new toys I have purchase and tired and tested ;-).

I will start with the Fleshlight Vibro pink Vagina cyclone.

So here my review that I posted on love honey and sextoysuk.

By: talisman

Date: (30 June 2010)

First impressions:
I did like how it came in its own can, good for storing it in.
Well when I opened the can I was surprised to find that they have change the colour of the fleshlight casing, its more of a pearlescent grey instead of being black, which I do like.
Its nice to see that they have included some spare batteries as each of the 3 bullets take 3 watch batteries, you also get a sachet of lube.

Use:
its really easy to insert the bullets into the special designed inserts at the top of the fleshlight, its better if you start the vibration before inserting.
Well once I had it all set up I used some ID pleasure lube and put on some porn, well I must say it was a tight fit and the vibration really did increase the sensation as you thrust in and out, I had it set so the cap was on tight so I got maximum suction.
It didn't take long for the insert to get upto body temp which made it feel even more realistic, all I can say it didn't take long for me to reach climax, I tried it a further 3 times and manage to hold my self back for a bit longer each time.
This would be great for stamina training.
Very close to the real thing.

Good points:
Really easy to use
nearly silent
easy to clean
feels great

bad points
battery life I had to change them just after using it just 5 times.
Summary Just buy one its amazing :D it will make you blow your mind.

Well the update on that is that the batteries do not last 15 hours urm more like 30 mins.

So I have reverted to using the rocks off 80mm bullets and putting them in backwards wow this increases the sensation no end and its very hard to last long at all. Iv got to be careful one day I will shoot my self in the face lol.

This is what the weather is making me feel

Listen to the rythm of the falling rain
Telling me just what a fool I've been
I wish that if you go and let me cry in vain
And let me be alone again

The only girl I care about has gone away
Looking for a brand-new start
But little does she know that when she left that day
Along with her she took my heart

Rain please tell me not as that seem fair
For her to steal my heart away when she don't care
I can't love another when my heart's somewhere far away

The only girl I care about has gone away
Looking for a brand-new start
But little does she know that when she left that day
Along with her she took my heart

Rain won't you tell her that I love her so
Please as the sun has set her heart aglow
Rain in her heart and let the love we knew start to grow

Listen to the rythm of the falling rain
Telling me just what a fool I've been
I wish that if you go and let me and cry in vain
And let me be alone again

Oh, listen to the falling rain
Pitter Patter Pitter Patter ohhhh

It came

It finally came my new toy here the link to it, I had to give it a quick go and all I can say it was amazing well worth the money.

It dosn't just vibrate it pulsates :D iv never felt anything with such strong vibration and its silent as well which is a good thing when you share a house with lots of people.

I will definitely be trying it again later.

Sorry if the grammar wrong dam this dyslexia.

In patience

Why am I so inpatient and worry about things to much, like today Im sitting her waiting for a delivery, Im worried that it will be sent to the wrong address has it as done before in the past.

So Im sitting here on edge pacing backwards and forwards waiting and waiting for postman to turn up, I keep going to the front window and stare out to see if I can spot a red van but nothing.

The thing is I cant go out any where till he turns up:(.

Why do I worry so much I bet everything will be fine if not I will have to pick it up from the depo.

Ps sorry about grammar and spelling in my blog posts I suffer from dyslexia.

Good Morning

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Last Night

Well last night kind of went to plan I did have some fun on cam and decided to film it using my new web cam in hd the only problem it did it as wmv file format which I cant edit on the mac and the new movie maker sucks. :(

It would not let me do anything to the vid and it blue screen my laptop :@ wasn't impressed so spent till 1 this morning trying different free programs to convert it to avi and when I finally got one to work imovie wouldn't import it. :(, Very frustrating had to give up in the end and go to bed.

So I feel rather tired so thank god its Friday and iv got the weekend off its been a long week, looking forward to going to the gym tomorrow and working on my six pack its coming on nicely :D.

After a hard day frustrating day

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Last Night

Last night all started well I had bought a new hd web cam very good picture quality set it all up, worked perfectly logged into meetcam my favourite chat cam site and chatted for a bit then felt horny so got some toys out.

My rude boy and ice butt fleshlight and paris fleshlight and my glass butt plugs and lube , then put some sexy amateur porn on I had 2 women watching me, in the room which really turned me on I love being watch any way, I lube my self up started with the glass dildos first oh yes posing in front of the cam so they could see it go all the way inside my tight hole, they where loving it and PMing me which turn me on even more I was rock hard at this stage so I inserted the rude boy into my ass hole and turn it on, Oh I love the feeling as it slides inside of my ass I put some pillows behind my back and sat down with it inside my ass as I rocked backwards and forwards on it feeling the vibrations go though my body, I then started fucking my Paris fleshlight I had warmed it up using the heat from the vents of the laptop so, it was upto body temp felt so good I had to keep stopping to stop my self from coming I finally let my self go letting them see the cum spray up my tummy and my chest I did carry on again a bit later on came a further 2 times good times :D. the worse bit is always cleaning up after lol.

The bad side of last night is that I woke up in the middle of the night thinking that had swallowed a 80mm vibrating bullet, I woke up and choked then I thought it had fell under the mattress so lifted the mattress up and had a look underneath I finally gave up and went to sleep lol.

The day after the night befor

Well I enjoyed my last nights in indulgence with my toys oh yes that was a good one, now back to reality waking up with a stuffy nose and waking up to early because of my badly fitting curtain rail lol reality sucks.

Iv just had a shower moisturised my body with sun kissed moistures so it gives me a nice suntan look :D dont like to look to pale dam im vain lol.

Oh well I better get ready for work, black trousers and shirt so formal to do a job that so frustrating.

So catch you all later at least it not raining just looks dull grey and damp, I prefer warm and moist and dripping wet lol.

How it went

Oh wow that was so good I love how the rude boy feels in my ass as I fuck my Tara patrik fleshlight oh god yes I had some amazing orgasms I managed to spray my load all the way up my chest that what happens if I keep stopping my self from climaxing and then carry on keep teasing my self tensing my p muscle,

Until I finally let go and spray my cum all the way up my chest I then lay back and shiver from the release.

That definitely was a good session to de-stressed me from todays frustrations :D

toys im using tonight

Im going to be using my rude boy ice butt fleshlight and Tara Patrik twisted

Review tanga black

Ok my first review on my blog im going to try and move away from just posting norty pics of my self and do more blogging so here goes.

I received the tenga black as part of the love honey grab bag I couldn't believe it when I open the box and found it there I was so excited.

I open the bag which it was contain in unclip it and it fell apart and heart sank a little :(.

so went to check the love honey web site and it said I could return it but might not get the same thing again.

So I decided to keep it, which I am glad I did because its awesome, I already own the tenga white.

Which I enjoy very much and love, but this tenga black is like a totally different feeling it's even closer to the real feel of having real penetration with a women and seems to have better suction but makes more noise than the white one, I do also love all the bigger bumps and ridges that are inside it just intensifies the feeling you get from it.

Warning you will not last long with this as I found out I put some porn on lubed it up with the real lube and laid on my back on the bed and pumped it up and down my hard throbbing cock it didn't take long till I exploded felt so good.

my new glass butt plugs

my toys

All my lovely toys